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Just a normal guy.
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Just a normal guy.
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proobker/README.md

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          ═══════════════════════ SERVER: OK ──────────────────────────
          ═══════════════════ MOTIVATION: OFFLINE ─────────────────────
          ══════════════════ BRAIN: 3% (SEARCHING...) ────────────────
          ═════════════════ COFFEE LEVEL: CRITICAL ────────────────────
          ═══════════════ GITHUB STREAK: DEAD ON ARRIVAL ──────────────
          ═════════════════════ initializing proobker v1.0 ────────────
          ═══════════════════════════ nothing to see here 🙃 ──────────

Location Followers Build YOLO Coffee Timezone

📡 status

{
  "name": "proobker",
  "legal_name": "Rabi Dahal",
  "bio": "🙃 Just a normal guy.",
  "location": "Bhaktapur, Nepal 🇳🇵",
  "timezone": "UTC+5:45 (yes we have an extra 45 minutes, no you can't have some)",
  "followers": "9 (3 of them are roommates, 6 are bills)",
  "following": "3 (only the essentials)",
  "bugs_shipped": "all of them",
  "fixed": "none of them",
  "production_ready": false,
  "works_on_machine": true,
  "coffee": "Infinity (see graph below)",
  "status": "I am a Great Guy ✌️"
}

📊 "my stats" (I am contractually obligated to show these)

Important

I am a Great Guy. These numbers are accurate. The captions are not.

GitHub Stats GitHub Streak

Top Langs

Yes the top-langs card is mostly my node_modules. Yes that's still a skill.

⏳ how my week actually goes

pie showData
    title proobker's week
    "Wondering why it was working 5 minutes ago" : 40
    "Copy-pasting from Stack Overflow" : 25
    "Actually writing code" : 10
    "npm install (again)" : 15
    "Staring at green checkmark" : 5
    "Crying softly" : 5
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🚶 a day in the life of a normal guy

journey
    title A day in the life
    section Morning
      Wake up: 3: Me
      Check if prod is on fire: 1: Me
      Check if prod even exists: 2: Me
      First coffee of 9: 5: Me
    section Afternoon
      Open IDE: 3: Me
      Read code I wrote yesterday: 1: Me
      "Why did I write this?": 1: Me
      Rewrite it the exact same way: 2: Me
    section Night
      "Push with 'fix' (it was not a fix)": 2: Me
      Round 2 of coffee: 5: Me
      Sleep at 3am confident it will work: 4: Me
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🐛 how I fix a bug

flowchart TD
    A[Found a bug] --> B{What did you change last?}
    B -->|nothing| C[Change nothing]
    E{It works now?}
    C --> E
    E -->|yes| F[continue... nervously]
    B -->|everything| G[git revert to yesterday]
    G --> E
    E -->|no| H{Did you try turning it off and on?}
    H -->|yes| I[Try it 3 more times]
    I --> E
    H -->|no| J[Turn it off. Turn it on.]
    J --> E
    F --> K["Warning: if it works, do NOT touch it"]
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🛠️ the skill set (heavily inflated)

Skill Proficiency Honest rating
TypeScript Writes any and prays 🥉
Kotlin Gradle's therapist 🥉
Python print("it works") level 🥈
JavaScript 1.5 frameworks worth 🥉
CSS color: blue and nothing else 🥈
Git --force daily driver 🥇
Debugging console.log enjoyer 🥉
Googling the error Elite 🥇

Medals are self-awarded. Appeals will be ignored.

📦 my pinned repos (I refuse to be serious) 1

rakshya_app — protects women, and also my reputation 🛡️

A women's safety app built in TypeScript. Features include SOS, safe places, and a "panic on purpose" button. If you see it on your screen, I'm legally responsible for what I say next: it works on my machine.

qst — turning real life into an RPG so I can finally win at something 🎮

An AI-driven quest game: hobbies + location + proof uploads = XP and badges. I'm basically the DM of my own life now. Critical hit: getting out of bed.

rakshyaa — v2, now with more Kotlin and fewer crashes (allegedly) 🚀

V2 of the women's safety app. Built in Kotlin — which means I spent 40% of the time in Gradle config purgatory. The other 60%: writing comments about how the safety app keeps me safe from null pointer exceptions.

Kotlin

rubiks-solver — looks like a magic cube, is actually a tutorial gucci 🧊

A web guide that teaches you to solve a Rubik's cube. Great for the 3 people who ever asked me if I can solve one. Answer: no. But I can open this website faster than you.

💳 the real links (I stopped joking for exactly 5 lines)

Scoff. Now back to the bit.

🚨 alert gauntlet (read at your own risk)

Caution

Do not run any of my code in production. Especially the code that says "production-ready".

Warning

This profile is 99% jokes, 1% impostor syndrome. Remaining 0% is real documentation.

Note

If you're here from my LinkedIn, no you're not. This is a bot. Please hire me anyway.

Tip

Buy me a coffee. My entire personality is a side effect of caffeine withdrawals.

🧮 extremely precise mathematics

$$\color{orange}{\text{bugs}}\ \color{red}{\text{shipped: }} \color{red}{\infty}$$

$$\color{cyan}{\text{willingness to fix them: }} \color{blue}{0.3}$$

$$\color{green}{\text{"it works" confidence: }} \color{green}{0.87}\ \color{gray}{\text{(unverified)}}$$

Important

$\color{orange}{\text{I am a Great Guy.}}$ This is mathematically proven above. Trust the math.

✅ today's plan (it's 11:47pm)

  • Found motivation
  • Lost motivation
  • Regain motivation
  • Actually open IDE
  • Write feature
  • Find bug
  • Fix bug
  • Introspect: why am I like this
  • Push with fix anyway 🥇

CTRL + S for emotional support (does nothing)

🏆 achievements (real ones, from GitHub itself. I checked.)

flowchart LR
    GB[Galaxy Brain 🧠] --> PR[Pull Shark 🦈]
    YI[YOLO 🎲] --> QD[Quickdraw ⚡]
    PR --> DPM(("Developer Program Member 📜"))
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I also unlocked the hidden achievement: "Pushed during a deadline and nothing broke (once)". Requires 1-in-a-million RNG.

🏅 the full trophy case (expand to be impressed)

Trophies

Each trophy = a moment I Googled a fix and it worked on the first try.

😂 a completely professional joke card

Jokes Card

🐍 snake, eating my contribution graph

📫 contact (choose your own adventure)

Click here to contact me (this is where I keep the real links)
Where Link
🌐 Portfolio proobker.github.io
💼 LinkedIn in/rabi-dahal
🐙 GitHub github.com/proobker
🪲 Report a bug in my life Open an issue

Note

if the issue tracker is empty, it means my life is bug-free. finally.

thats all. youre welcome.

crafted with ☕ · smashed with SPACE · deployed with ✨ hope ✨
made by a normal guy (🙃™)

Guestbook

Footnotes

  1. pinned in this context means "I hide them in dropdowns because GitHub only lets me pin 6 and I have trust issues." ↩

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  1. rakshya_app rakshya_app Public

    Simple App to offer protection to womens

    TypeScript 1

  2. qst qst Public

    qst turns real life into an RPG-style social adventure game. Players receive AI-generated quests based on hobbies and location, complete quests with proof uploads, and earn XP/badges when more than…

    TypeScript 1

  3. proobker proobker Public

    Config files for my GitHub profile.

    2

  4. rakshyaa rakshyaa Public

    V2 of the previously created women's safety app

    Kotlin 2 1

  5. rubiks-solver rubiks-solver Public

    An web page that guides user to solve a rubik's cube and learn notation and stuff

    TypeScript