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worship Zera (0 * 1)
spank Nora ten times (0 - 10)
lick Enzo eleven times (0 + 11)
(while Nora < Enzo)
while Nora is submissive to Enzo
(Spencer = number of spaces = abs(Nora))
if Nora is submissive to Zera
have Nora spank Spencer (0 - Nora)
otherwise
have Nora lick Spencer (0 + Nora)
(Starr = number of stars = 21 - 2 * Spencer)
lick Starr twenty one times (0 + 21)
have Spencer spank Starr (21 - Spencer)
have Spencer spank Starr (21 - 2 * Spencer)
(Output " " Spencer times
Note: Spencer will be zero when this loop exits)
while Spencer is dominant towards Zera
make slave moan " "
spank Spencer
(Output "*" Starr times
Note: Starr will be zero when this loop exits)
while Starr is dominant towards Zera
make slave moan "*"
spank Starr
(Output newline)
make slave scream
(Increment Nora)
lick Nora
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